My name is Matt, and this is my compilation of all the shit i like that i see on tumblr. This one day, about 3 years ago, i met a beautiful girl because my nails were painted hot pink. She has had all of my heart since that day, and the rest is history.

 

dennys:

Need a sweet costume idea for Halloween?! Here’s a few good ones! Don’t worry, all they’ll cost you is friendship.

- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Eggs
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Pancakes
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Vampire
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Winston Churchill
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Bacon
- Mt. Rushmore
- Bacon

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera