My name is Matt, and I am an aspiring United States Marine, and this is my compilation of all the shit i like that i see on tumblr. Warning, this blog has the tendency to go from puppies to porn to the marines very shortly. This one day, about 3 years ago, i met a beautiful girl because my nails were painted hot pink. She has had all of my heart since that day, and the rest is history.

 

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So Ellie stole a porn mag from Bill’s safehouse |:

A male porn mag, if I may add