My name is Matt, and this is my compilation of all the shit i like that i see on tumblr. This one day, about 3 years ago, i met a beautiful girl because my nails were painted hot pink. She has had all of my heart since that day, and the rest is history.
i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”
I have hidden my face in shame and embarrassment for them
I scream into whatever pillow is nearest for them